Please Help, I'm Obsessed

About a month ago I was goofing around, playing some flash games. Now, flash games are like the Minesweeper of the internet: There's no reason to play a flash game other than to alleviate your boredom.



That's when I found it. It was the greatest, weirdest game I'd ever played.

It's called Sushi Cat.

Sushi Cat isn't a cat like this:



Sushi Cat is more like this:



It involves a cat who sees a lovely female kitteh for the first time, but he can't get into the building where she is. So he realizes he has to get fat in order to get in.

Yup, you heard me. He has to eat a pile of sushi and get fat. And along the way, there's some very strange sushi to nom.

So imagine my glee when I found out last night at there are two sequels.

I'm gonna be a bit... I've got flash games to play.