1) When you stick your nose and smell an empty bottle of root beer, it smells an awful lot like bubblegum.
2) Everyone I know seems to think Stopped Clock Illusion isn't a real thing.
3) I always need less yarn than the pattern calls for. Like two or three skeins less.
4) A bad parent is someone who doesn't make their kids buckle their seatbelts in a car, but a good parent is allowed to let them run rampant on a train. FYI, this is just as dangerous as riding in a car without a seatbelt.
5) Pets are animals that live in our houses and get free room, board and massages simply for being cute. (This is especially true of cats.)
6) Math.
7) Whenever someone on the train asks me who I'm knitting something for and I say "myself" I get funny looks.
8) Whenever someone asks me to knit something for them and I say "no," I get even funnier looks. Double points if they offer to pay for the yarn.
9) Somewhere out there someone will look at my list and say "Why on earth would you make a list of things that bother you?" And I'll answer "Because it's funny." It probably isn't but meh. I didn't have any other ideas for a blog post.
I think this was a neat idea for a blog post. Can I copy it?
ReplyDeleteGo for it! :)
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ReplyDelete"When you stick your nose and smell an empty bottle of root beer, it smells an awful lot like bubblegum."
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Why are you sticking your nose into an empty bottle of root beer?
Suggestion: If it bothers you, even slightly, don't do it.