Showing posts with label School. Show all posts
Showing posts with label School. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Knitting Proof

Premisses:

1. You are not smart enough to knit socks if and only if remaining premesses are false.
2. Socks are knit using a formula. True
3. 8-year-olds in Denmark are making better socks than me using aforementioned formula. True
4. Uneducated people all over the world are making better socks than me using aforementioned formula. True
5. You are highly educated and older than 8. True

Initial conclusion:

You have the capacity to knit socks.

Q.E.D.

You simply do not want to knit socks.

Please don't confuse the two.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Randomness and Friday the 13th

Wow. It's been so crazy since the first, no wonder I haven't had time to blog!

1) Aced all my classes. A's all around. Considering the amount of work involved, not too shabby if you ask me.

2) Happy Birthday to me on the 3rd! I am officially 23.

3) I am currently in Colorado working. More video editing. I thought I might get out of that when I was done with the semester.

4) I got awesome yarn for my birthday! Hand-spun alpaca. I'm making a hat out of it. Pics will come later.

5) Pear's wedding is next week. Erica's in two weeks. So much to do for those.

6) Went to a dance. Never sat down. I was asked to dance every single dance! I know! Crazyness!

7) Made more berry tart for the combined bridal shower for Pear and Erica. Also made angel food cake. Yum.

So much is going on right now, and next semester starts in one week! And I still have so much to do! Wish me luck!
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Help, The Stash is Attacking! When Yarn, Knitting and Growing Up Go Terribly Awry by Kimberly Lewis is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.
Based on a work at thestashattacked.blogspot.com.