(crowd boos dramatically)
Now now everyone. Be nice. Some call him the Bastard Child of Web Development, but his real name is Javascript! Let's give him a round of applause!
(crickets chirp)
Javascript: It's very nice to be here, thestashattacked.
Host: I'm glad to have you. So, tell me, what is it that you do?
Javascript: I'm the third part of a triad of codes called Client Side Code. The other two parts are HTML and CSS.
Host: For those who are unaware, HTML stands for HyperText Markup Language, and CSS stands for Cascading Style Sheets. What is it that you do with the two of them?
Javascript: HTML determines what your content is. Basically what goes into the paragraphs and headers and such. CSS determines what your web page looks like. I tell it what to do. I'm a form of dynamic code, similar to PHP.
Host: Ah yes. Your half-brother, PHP. I understand he was born to Web Development and Server-Side code, while your father might have been Client Side.
Javascript: Largely, yes. We do have similarities in that we're both scripting languages and we're both used to create dynamic web pages, But that's where the similarities end.
Host: I understand you're harder to learn than PHP.
Javascript: Well... that would depend...
Host: This is really a simple yes or no question.
Javascript: I really can't answer that question.
Host: Is it true you weren't fully tested before launch?
(crowd gasps)
Javascript: I was tested! Sort of...
Host: From what I have here in my notes, it says here you were released with little to no lab testing whereas PHP was tested extensively before he was launched.
Javascript: Okay, yes, it's true.
Host: Also, I understand that you deeply enjoy screwing programmers over.
Javascript: Actually no. Just you.
Host: Really?
Javascript: Yeah. Sorry about that.
Host: Dude. Not cool. I've been stumped on a blog post for a month because I've been working with you instead of thinking up funny post ideas.
Javascript: Yeah. I know. I'm sorry.
Host: (huffily) Well, that's all the time we have for tonight. Join us next time when we interview PHP and his wife, SQL.
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Sorry about the long delay, folks. I've been working on learning Javascript and let me tell you, it's a tough little booger.
Javascript: Okay, yes, it's true.
Host: Also, I understand that you deeply enjoy screwing programmers over.
Javascript: Actually no. Just you.
Host: Really?
Javascript: Yeah. Sorry about that.
Host: Dude. Not cool. I've been stumped on a blog post for a month because I've been working with you instead of thinking up funny post ideas.
Javascript: Yeah. I know. I'm sorry.
Host: (huffily) Well, that's all the time we have for tonight. Join us next time when we interview PHP and his wife, SQL.
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Sorry about the long delay, folks. I've been working on learning Javascript and let me tell you, it's a tough little booger.
