10 Random Things I Have Posted Online, Completely Out of Context

1) "Oh, and there's PJ the dog. He's, well, actually he may be the most sane creature in the house. Nevermind."

2) "I am disturbed by your excessive use of smiley faces."

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4) "No."

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6) "Gotta love cats. Little sociopaths, the lot of them."

7) "Worst. Apocalypse. Ever. #youfailedmemyans"

8) "There is nothing more disheartening than asking a grocery store employee where the matzo is and having them say 'is it cheese or something?'"

9) "... is standing over the patient, scalpel in hand, wondering why she lied on her resume. This will not end well." 

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Okay, maybe you don't need context for that last one.