Saturday, March 24, 2012

Dear Blog

There was once a time where I had many more interesting things to do and therefore many more posts I could write.

Now I'm just forced to do nothing but post funny videos.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Skylar the Dell Laptop Redux

Dear Skylar the Dell Laptop:

I thought I was done with you until my mother phoned me this morning to ask why I fired you from your position as my computer. I was forced to answer honestly.

The reality was, you never wanted to be a computer. Some well-meaning individual at Dell likely told you there wasn't another option. You were born and bred to be a computer. And you humbly and begrudgingly accepted your position.

But the reality was, you always wanted to be a lumberjack.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

The Ubiquitous Jazzy

She's everywhere and in everything! Remember last post when I said I was working on getting a cat? Well, now that I've found my camera (things tend to disappear for short periods while moving) I can show you some pictures!

 "Hey look! Stringy thingies!"

"Your pillows are quite comfortable. Wait, I mean my pillows."

"I don't care that I have a nice cat tree. This sink is much more fun."

"Can you see me? I'm good at hiding."

"You can keep Mr. Chan and his crazy Kung Fu stunts. Looks too strenuous. I'm going to sleep."

Ah yes, Jasmine (I call her "Jazzy" for short). You'll have a following in no time.
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Help, The Stash is Attacking! When Yarn, Knitting and Growing Up Go Terribly Awry by Kimberly Lewis is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.
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