In Which, Some Explaining is in Order

Ladies and Gentlemen of the blog followers, I have an announcement to make. It regards the reason why I haven't been blogging so prolifically as of late.

I have quit knitting, and this blog will now be entirely about various types of porn.

No, totally April Fools. Really? Me? Quit knitting? That should have been your first clue, lol.

But this blog might start filling up with pictures of handknit, lace edged handkerchiefs. Because that's kind of all I can think about right now. Seriously:

I've made two in the last two weeks, and I'm starting a third. I may not be able to stop.

The Story of How We Wound Up With a Rose in the Middle of Our Kitchen Counter

I was at the grocery store this morning having realized I was inexplicably out of kale (okay, I ate it. Not so inexplicable). I also picked up some bacon to have liver and onions with bacon for dinner. After getting my groceries to the checkout, I proceeded to chat with the lovely people there.

"Oh bacon! It classes up any meal." The bagger said.

"Especially liver and onions." I replied.

"I've never eaten it with bacon. I think I'll have to try that," said the bagger. "Would you like a flower?" She asked and handed me a flower.

"Okay!" I replied brightly.

And that is how we wound up with a rose in a little vase in the middle of our kitchen counter.

Hey, I didn't say it was an interesting story.

Nothing Interesting Has Happened

I wish I could say I was joking, but I'm not. Literally nothing interesting has happened to me recently, hence my reluctance to write a blog post.

So here's the new Piano Guys video.