Dear Skylar the Dell Laptop:
I thought I was done with you until my mother phoned me this morning to ask why I fired you from your position as my computer. I was forced to answer honestly.
The reality was, you never wanted to be a computer. Some well-meaning individual at Dell likely told you there wasn't another option. You were born and bred to be a computer. And you humbly and begrudgingly accepted your position.
But the reality was, you always wanted to be a lumberjack.
My Dad used to sing that when I was a kid. I even used it as a mnemonic for a University exam!
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