Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Knitting Proof

Premisses:

1. You are not smart enough to knit socks if and only if remaining premesses are false.
2. Socks are knit using a formula. True
3. 8-year-olds in Denmark are making better socks than me using aforementioned formula. True
4. Uneducated people all over the world are making better socks than me using aforementioned formula. True
5. You are highly educated and older than 8. True

Initial conclusion:

You have the capacity to knit socks.

Q.E.D.

You simply do not want to knit socks.

Please don't confuse the two.

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Help, The Stash is Attacking! When Yarn, Knitting and Growing Up Go Terribly Awry by Kimberly Lewis is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.
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