66 Answers to Questions I'm Tired of Hearing

1. Yes, it really is supposed to look like that.
2. Take it or leave it.
3. No.
4. Actually, I made it.
5. None of your business.
6. I think it was the dog.
7. No really, I made it.
8. Maybe.
9. Why are you stealing my tea?
10. Yes, it is.
11. Yes, I am.
12. No.
13. No, I'm not kidding you!
14. Yup.
15. Fat chance.
16. No, I do not take commissions.
17. I am disturbed by your excessive use of smilies.
18. I said no!
19. I don't know.
20. Are you kidding me?
21. Am I on Candid Camera?
22. No, this one is mine, you can't buy it.
23. Yes, I am quite serious.
24. No, it's not.
25. Get your own lunch!
26. Please stop following me.
27. No.
28. Yup.
29. Maybe.
30. What part of "no" don't you understand? The "n" or the "o"?
31. I don't think so.
32. That's his dog.
33. Yes, we are halfway done.
34. No, I don't teach.
35. Yes, I am going to eat that.
36. No, really.
37. No.
38. Yeah, it's a blog.
39. Maybe you should change the locks.
40. Nope.
41. Why are you asking?
42. Please stop talking.
43. The day is young and the hijinks are endless.
45. Okay, I'll make that for you if you give me $2,000 up front.
46. Good bye.
47. No, thank you.
48. Life isn't fair.
49. I have cats.
50. Yeah, two grand is reasonable when I've already said no.
51. It's my food!
52. No.
53. Yes, this is my job.
54. I would prefer it if you didn't, but by all means do so when I don't have to watch.
55. Yes, I am wearing this.
56. I think it was that guy.
57. No, it wasn't me.
58. You must be confusing me with someone else.
59. Yeah, crazy like a fox!
60. You ask that like you don't really want to know the answer.
61. No, the internet can't do that.
62. If you want one of your own, learn to knit.
63. That's why there's cat hair on my clothes...
64. Well, this explains a lot.
65. No.
66. What makes you think I'm giving you the questions to go with the answers? Now stop asking!